Aether Effect

The closer I get to the end of my canon Origins playthrough, the more I worry about my canon DA2 playthrough. I have no idea who I want my Hawke to romance: Anders, Fenris, or Isabela?

I may have to do three playthroughs and see which one I like best. :/

dragonagefriendlyreminders:

friendly reminder that the Grey Wardens don’t even bother to catch you as fall over from drinking darkspawn blood. They just watch as you drink and fall on your face. Even if you don’t die right then and there, you might die from a concussion.✿◕‿◕✿

YES. This has always bothered me. THANKS FOR CATCHING ME, JERKS.

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Clearly Drogo wins this photoset. I mean… unf.

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maricsblade:

What I really would like is a three-week time warp in which I could organize my life without anything else at all happening.

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

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Fools enter at their own peril!: bioticbootyshaker: No, y’all, I’m gonna describe some characters,...

unsettling-wolfish-grin:

bioticbootyshaker:

No, y’all, I’m gonna describe some characters, okay?

• Pirate who sleeps around and takes nothing seriously except for the things he takes seriously. Does the right thing quite often, but is assumed to be untrustworthy, selfish, and narcissistic. 

That would be Jack Sparrow, a fellow whom almost everyone loves. Right? We all agree with that. He’s well-loved, and with good reason; he’s funny, charming, salacious, sexy, and a bit more complicated than he seems.

Let me describe the exact same archetype again.

• Pirate who sleeps around and takes nothing seriously except for the things she takes seriously. Does the right thing quite often, but is assumed to be untrustworthy, selfish, and narcissistic. 

That would be Isabela. A woman who gets so much hate and vitriol it kind of takes my breath away. The same archetype. Only different because she’s a woman.

That’s how misogyny and sexism work. We revile one character for having the same attributes that we applaud in another. That’s casual sexism, and that’s why I get so upset when I see the truth of it being dismissed.

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This should be a real thing.

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loveinallcolors:

Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

Ellen: Ok.

Tina: Not even after it’s born.

Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

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of-the-sweetest-tea:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…

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somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

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